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Post by ssbmaster on Mar 17, 2007 14:33:56 GMT -5
Not him, you, cause it goes malfunctioning on you because your CPU is low-tech.
When was vanilla invented?
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Mar 19, 2007 21:22:24 GMT -5
the Day humanity requiered Vanilla/Chocolate/Straberry Flavored Ice Cream to exist
Why is flying considered so *boom*ing cool?
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Post by Nuggets Card on Mar 20, 2007 2:08:59 GMT -5
Cuz the *boom*ing who-*boom* thought it would be a really *boom*ing idea, so they *boom*ing made it *boom*ing awesome. You know what's better? *boom*
Why can't we all go *boom*?
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Post by Fire Fox on Mar 20, 2007 2:12:25 GMT -5
Because were not full of gunpowder.
Why can't -3x -x = 1 be a linear equation?
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Post by Nuggets Card on Mar 20, 2007 2:17:13 GMT -5
Because it's one of those stupid algebra problems.
Why, later in life, will I never use the information, X-3y x 45(a-b3)= 85y - 13b + 12z?
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Post by Fire Fox on Mar 20, 2007 10:22:10 GMT -5
Because you'll be a janitor.
Why is grammer good to peeps n' stuff yo?
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Post by Nuggets Card on Mar 20, 2007 11:53:20 GMT -5
Cuz wer leik, su cewl. (Omg... I'm gonna kill you pikablu... T-T)
Why can't you stop the rain?
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Post by Fire Fox on Mar 20, 2007 12:43:26 GMT -5
I can.
Why is making an giant umbrella to shade our hometown frmo the rain such a great idea?
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Post by ssbmaster on Mar 20, 2007 13:57:23 GMT -5
Because it would kill plants because 1, no sunlight. And 2, no water.
What makes the Super Smash Bros. games great?
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Post by Nuggets Card on Mar 20, 2007 14:22:40 GMT -5
Mind control.
Why won't Fire Fox burn his bed while he's asleep?
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Post by ssbmaster on Mar 20, 2007 14:36:28 GMT -5
Wait, actually, look again. It's already burnt up.
Why can't animals play Golf?
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Post by Fire Fox on Mar 20, 2007 18:12:29 GMT -5
They can! only they use turd balls instead of golf balls, and instead of a driver they use their back legs.
Why do dogs shuffle their feet after taking a crap and then turn around and sniff it?
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Post by Nuggets Card on Mar 20, 2007 18:26:23 GMT -5
You don't?
Why is that going to somehow backfire on me?
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Post by Fire Fox on Mar 20, 2007 22:18:34 GMT -5
Because you take a crap, shuffle it like you're playing golf, and turn around and sniff it.
Why is that normal?
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Mar 23, 2007 21:38:53 GMT -5
cuz crap smells good
why are we all wierd?
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Post by Fire Fox on Mar 24, 2007 3:23:08 GMT -5
Were not, the rest of the world is just to normal.
Why did a cow milk a chicken?
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Post by Nuggets Card on Mar 24, 2007 12:13:21 GMT -5
Because it can.
Why can't beans grow 2o753387462134u2gbf7o431gfbdj feet wide?
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Post by Fire Fox on Mar 24, 2007 14:09:44 GMT -5
Because that's not a real measurement...  Why can't we divide that by 1.2x? |
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Post by Nuggets Card on Mar 24, 2007 22:08:08 GMT -5
Because it's too f*cking big...o.0
Are beans the ultimate source of power?
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Post by Fire Fox on Mar 24, 2007 22:19:57 GMT -5
No that would be, Food.
Whats the avergae percentage of water in the body?
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