Teh Corrupted Wish Game

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. You say:

OMG! LOLZ!!!!!1 I AM TEH PWNAGE KING! BOOYA! *explode*

I wish FF would stop exploding

[Fire Fox]

Granted, but now he implodes.

I wish I hadn't have set myself up for a long time of imploding. XD

[Get your own name! ~FireFox]

granted. you're born.

i wish final destination was a real place

[Fire Fox]

Granted, but no one can see it or go to it because it's in another universe.

I wish for a wish that tops my wish about the wish of my last wish thats better then all my wishes.

[Get your own name! ~FireFox]

granted. you're born.

i wish i could save my wish for later

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. it is saved for after you die

I wish that cheese equals a·a+2·a·b+b·b and "b" was pie and "a" was Gengus Kong

[Nuggets Card]

Granted. But the pie turns all not-very-nice 'n stuff.

I wish FF would stop imploding, exploding, sideways-ploding and any other type of plode, and that Bizarro would do it for him.

[Fire Fox]

Granted, but you must clean up his mess EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I wish the next person would say "Granted, you're born".

[Get your own name! ~FireFox]

Granted, you're born from the womb of a painful disease infested worm that lives in a bird sanctuary.

i wish god lived among us

[Nuggets Card]

Granted. Hi.

I wish chicken was cheesy.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. ppl on the high way see chickens and think they are dead for their mushyness and dont stop going. Road kill BBQ!

I wish....wait...WTF?

[Fire Fox]

Granted You WTF the tree.

I wish for a Pig that could fly and some ants with human legs

[Nuggets Card]

Granted. Weird... -_-"

I wish I could =MC²

[Fire Fox]

Granted, but now you're just an equation about how energy is equal to mass times the speed of light squared, and cannot do anything but be a part of math for the rest of your life.

I wish Math would stop appearing in my life, thus making SD dissappear forever ! (NOOOOOOOO!!! T~T!!!)(WHHHHHHY!? WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!??!)(I wonder whats for dinner?...)

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. You are forced to hang out with only the Ice Cubes. *starts building a coffin*

*blows up* why, God....why did you miss FF and make ME blow up?! >.<

[ssbmaster]

I wish Masahiro Sakurai would announce the release date of Super Smash Bros. Brawl this month.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. It is in the summer....of 3007! *evil laugh*

I wish that I had some videogame to play

[ssbmaster]

Granted. But it's the world's worst video game, and hasn't been given a rating as high as 1.0 by anyone, it's really frustrating, very boring, and completely pointless, after all, you didn't wish you had a good game to play, just A game.

I wish to have incredible speed and endurance.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. Bored, you try running up to the summit of Mt. Everest, trip at the summit and fall at supersonic speed, then get to the ground, perce it with your super durablity and keep going down until you reachSD's unlce's house. Uncle S sees you, yells at you and then sends his dog after you while you bleed and agonize on the ground. Ouch.

I wish for a wish that resovles all the wishes in the wishing well.

[Nuggets Card]

Granted. You drown in 4cm of water.

I wish my uncle (S) was dead.