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Post by Fire Fox on Nov 14, 2007 19:53:53 GMT -5
All trespassers will be shot.
All survivors will be shot again.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Nov 15, 2007 14:15:39 GMT -5
To settle disputs between people, these people must take part in a Colosseum battle, greek style.
All those who refuse must be shot dead.
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Post by Nuggets Card on Nov 15, 2007 14:19:13 GMT -5
No more food. Those who break this law shall die of starvation.
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Post by Fire Fox on Nov 15, 2007 22:48:19 GMT -5
Anyone who calls someone else something offensive will be put to death by throwing sticks and stones.
All who think Brawl is crap will sliced into bits with Shurikens that say "Brawl" on them.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Nov 17, 2007 18:48:50 GMT -5
You must listen to music, or die.
If you listen to music, you will be rewarded: 1000 spanks with a rusty, phazon infested flail per day.
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Post by ssbmaster on Jan 17, 2008 0:22:18 GMT -5
You must not go to the washroom during the weekend, or you shall be thrown off a 69 story building with 20 pound weights tied to your ankles.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Jan 17, 2008 13:17:49 GMT -5
You must not follow any Law, including this one, or you shall be flailed till you breathe no more.
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Post by ssbmaster on Jan 17, 2008 19:55:34 GMT -5
You must not buy anything on weekdays, or else you will be thrown into the ocean with a hard drive, Xbox 360, and Playstation 3 strapped to you.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Jan 18, 2008 23:48:17 GMT -5
You must click on every link you see, or you PC will be filled with Viruses.
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Post by ssbmaster on Jan 18, 2008 23:58:48 GMT -5
(if you did that, your PC might get filled with viruses anyway. XD)
You must buy a magazine every day of the week, if you don't, your house will be burnt down.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Jan 19, 2008 13:10:56 GMT -5
You musn't be alive. If you disobey this rule, you will be shot dead.
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Post by ssbmaster on Jan 19, 2008 13:18:17 GMT -5
You must not play any video games, if you do, you will no longer be allowed to play video games.
If you still are playing, you will die a most horrible death.
One by one, your hands will be sliced off, then your feet, then your arms, then your legs, then your ears, then your nose, and finally, after 2 minutes, your head (that is cruel.  ).
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Jan 19, 2008 13:48:25 GMT -5
To bring down the rebel party that bases themselves on thinking, all human citizens of earth must be decapitated.
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Post by ssbmaster on Jan 19, 2008 15:45:24 GMT -5
Video Game Companies are banned, there will be a video game industry no more, as development of video games is as of now against the law, and this will be enforced (wow that would suck...).
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Apr 30, 2009 17:54:25 GMT -5
You must fill every Italian plumber's lawn with brown mushrooms and watch his stomp on them due to italian genetics and or every Italian in town has the right to throw Fireballs and Hammers at you without remourse.
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Post by Fire Fox on May 1, 2009 0:39:51 GMT -5
Anyone who carries a Greencard will be condemned to tree-sitting for the rest of their lives.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on May 1, 2009 19:22:49 GMT -5
Join me, and I will make your Face the greatest on Earth... Or else you will Die!  |
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Post by rewind402 on May 5, 2009 3:30:52 GMT -5
every body will like this one no more school
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on May 5, 2009 21:40:58 GMT -5
(I don't do school, I do university >o>)
Wheels are now illegal. Everything spherical mas be switched for squares. At least Japan's ahead of us, they've got square watermelons...
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Post by ssbmaster on Jul 17, 2010 19:08:43 GMT -5
♪ Ba-da-ba-da-bo-ba-ma-ma-ba-ba-da-ba-da-bo-ba-ma-ma ♪
That is what everyone must sing once they wake up in the morning, or else a sniper outside the bedroom window will shoot a bullet through your forehead.
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