Teh Corrupted Wish Game

[ssbmaster]

Granted. You now cannot walk on grass. If you do, your feet will become deformed.

I wish I had a better sense of humor.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. Your jokes are the types of jokes that insult ppl. You joke around here and after a few months, everyone gets plane tickets to your closest Airport, goes to your house and kill you.

I wish to be in coma and to wake up on Dec 2, 2007.

[ssbmaster]

Granted. You are paralyzed.

I wish I wasn't immature.

[rewind402]

Granted. You now have a bad memory.
I wish.

[Fire Fox]

Granted, you wish for no more wishes.



I wish expensive crap would fall from the sky.

[ssbmaster]

Granted. Huge Golden turds come falling from the sky and crush you.

I wish a trillion one hundred dollar bills (not the ones you have to pay. XD) would come falling from the sky.

[Fire Fox]

Granted. One trillion gold diamond studded duck bills (worth one hundred dollars each), fall from the sky.

I wish poo poo would flap it's wings and fly at innocent nuns, while still having the stink and grassy texture of a horses chapped cat bunghole, and when the sharpness hits you in the face the next poster will actually come up with a bad side to this wish without having to say something like "And the world exploded" then flying nuns would accompany the magic priests of ancient monkey chunks, then when the priests take a dump the wish will be completely full of juicy drippings from a dinosaur that came from the confines of Uranus.

[Jamc2000 (Jhouseff)]

Granted. You get Hit In The Face With One, And The horrible combo of horse and cat smell kills You. When Yo Go To Heaven You Have No Sense Of Smell And touch. And All The heaven Bullies and angels make Fun Of You. Your Best Friend Turns out To Be The 300 giant 4 some reason. And always Complains that he hates bearded ppl.

I wish I had pet fox.

[Fire Fox]

Granted, it eats you and sets itself on fire to become my username.

I wish that would happen for real.

[ssbmaster]

Wish Granted. It then explodes while in front of you.

I wish I knew if there could be some of th-.. Bah! Nvmd. I'm a bad writer! T-T I wish I was a better writer.

[Jamc2000 (Jhouseff)]

Granted. You make a book called the fiery effect and you sell trillions of copies...
you die of old age with a mystirious looking nose. and your 7 children get all the money and spent it to buy the world. one day one of your children nina who owns australia gets jelous of her brother zino because he has antartica and its bigger. She declares war they shoot each other with non nucluer missles, so they dont hurt their other brothers and sisters. Meanwhile zak (the one who owns africa and s the second oldest) plans destroy them both. He sends a note of surrender to each of them with the signature of the name opposite of the of the one he gave em to, and says to meet in the island of madagascar for a meeting. zak kills them both and keeps the two continents. 5 years later of ruling. sonnyboyo (owns north america and is the oldest) and gigi (owns europe and is the youngest ) find out of his evil plan he hatched many years ago and declare war. the war lasted 2 whole years but finally sonnyboyo died of a rare future disease called gyropigosis which makes you very sick and get a kind of a pig snout. with gigi all alone in the war she surrenders.they sign a treaty But zak did not agree and double crossed he killed her an took the continents. only zak, lela(owns south america the third oldest), and chiss(owns asia the forth oldest)are left. but of course zak didnt like it and send a messege to join him or perish chiss double crossed and joined zak with his evil rule as Aprentice. Lela on the other hand hated the idea and hided in the jungles of brazil. zak never send a search team bleieving she would die by the animals. she had a boy but it wasnt hers he was born of a secret a forbiden love the child who will become a hero named boygi. 15 years past the boy was 17 he was strong and agile from liviing in the jungles of brazil. The woman who had raised him lela had died of a inhereted disease.In her deayh bed she left him a note that changed his life.......(Dam this should be in fan fiction.) After He read the many revealing secrets he knew who he was and what he had to do. he must destroy zak. He joined his army an lv up in ranks until he was right below chiss. One day he challenged chiss to become aprentice and zaks ules were to the death they fought furoisly until boygi cracked his neck. And boygi had won he was now aprentice. he was now trusted by zak......His plan was almost complete all he needed to do now was get him alone and finish him off but that would prove most difficult.....guards out of his bedroom quarters every day and no one was allowed in. he calculaed the guards lunch breaks and shifts. he waited patiently until one day he struck. he dressed up as a guard and when he was alone he went in. zak was there. zak said;What r u doing in here guard? you know the penalty is death! boygi Said, im no guard its me. zak replied, oh boygi what r u doing here. boygi said im gonna end your reing of terror. now fight! they fought for hours until boygi said do you know who i am? i am son of sonnyboyo and gigi and you killed my perents!, then zak said, what! i cant belive it! and having said that boygi distracted zak and struck him down.he became a legend and ruler of the world but a good ruler for generetions.

I wish someone had a longer anwser than me and has gyropigosis.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted, though it is 20 years into the future, and you made it.

I wish for longer hair ASAP

[ssbmaster]

Granted. You are a Werewolf.

I wish the Fire Emblem Theme in today's updates was a lot better.

[Jamc2000 (Jhouseff)]

Granted. The Shere Awesomeness Of The Song Creates A wave of mobs to the nintendo corporation Demanding the game to be released early. nintendo cooparates and ships the game everywere with only the Few updates so far. It Is the shortest game ever.

I wish I had Magical French Fries That Can duplicate and never rot.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. Stomach Acid makes them duplicate faster and after a few days, you blow up due to an over stuffed stomach.

I wish for it to rain TVs and that no one I care about gets crushed by them.

[Fire Fox]

Granted you get crushed by a car and someone cared.

I wish I had some Chunky Fish Sniffets. >_>!

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. *shoves them down your mouth*

I wish FF wouldn't throw up on me >.>

[Nuggets Card]

Granted. But you were unable to dodge in time, and he took a dump on you instead.

I wish FF's crap was stuck inside him, so he'd never sh*t again.

[Fire Fox]

Granted. Now I just release cries of imprisoned turds, which makes a stink so bad you puke violently until you die.

I wish I could poop again.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. You had so much poop accumalated inside that when you crap, it all comes out at once, and since the pressure change in your body is too big, when you crap, your inside go along with it.

I wish that I could run super fast AND fly.