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Post by Fire Fox on Nov 3, 2010 23:24:32 GMT -5
Granted, and then Nintendo adopts that new Mario as his new style. Nintendo looks into a lot of games that could possibly give them some inspiration and look at Conflict Denied Ops. Now all the new Mario games are FPS's with the very same elements. (Note: I have not personally played Conflict Denied Ops. I have only read reviews. This has been a don't take what I said seriously moment brought to you by What The Butthole.)
I wish huge clumps of earwax would stop falling out of my ear at the most awkward times imaginable.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Nov 10, 2010 13:50:00 GMT -5
Granted. It flows out FOREVER.
I wish for mutant fish... of DOOM.
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Post by Shock on Nov 10, 2010 20:35:45 GMT -5
Granted. It flows out FOREVER. I wish for mutant fish... of DOOM. Granted. It kills you. I wish for more bacon-flavored cheese (Srsly, gimmie). |
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Nov 10, 2010 22:16:49 GMT -5
Granted. It's rotten. You vomit FOREVER.
I wish for a Chozo Armorsuit and a few Villains.
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Post by Fire Fox on Nov 12, 2010 1:36:55 GMT -5
Granted. But the few villians are already in the Chozo Suit.
I wish for a granted wish on page 5 of this thread.
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Post by ~~~~~~~Spitfire on Nov 12, 2010 2:18:20 GMT -5
Granted. You are born.
(Good lord we said that a lot)
I wish I hadn't fallen up the sky.
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Post by Fire Fox on Nov 12, 2010 2:20:57 GMT -5
Granted. The sky falls on your anus.
I wish everybody's anus was actually a mountain.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Nov 12, 2010 12:07:35 GMT -5
Granted. The amount of shit that flows from the mountains cause the world to be infected with the Zombie Virus. You die of zombification and I get to enjoy the zombie apocolypse.
I wish for an invisible Wish.
I win!
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Post by Shock on Nov 12, 2010 16:55:06 GMT -5
Granted. As your wish was defined as mearly Invisible, an invisible monster kills you, then nibbles on your spine. With peanut butter.
I wish I could play 3DS now.
Why is there no foam-at-mouth smiley. I DEMAND FOAM-AT-MOUTH SMILEY!
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Nov 12, 2010 16:59:42 GMT -5
Granted. Enjoy Imaginez: Teen Mom.
I want total world domination via toothpicks and fish.
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Post by Fire Fox on Nov 12, 2010 19:31:42 GMT -5
Granted, and you make a wish for those things.
I wish my wishing stick weren't so flapping broken.
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Post by ssbmaster on Nov 14, 2010 20:04:28 GMT -5
Granted, now it sounds like a tsunami crashing down every time it is moved.
I wish for a flawless fursuit of my fursona. FLAWLESS!
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Post by ~~~~~~~Spitfire on Nov 15, 2010 2:33:16 GMT -5
Granted. It has no flaws but you cannot see it.
I wish I could race in this race. Ahah! Ahah!
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Nov 15, 2010 10:16:50 GMT -5
Granted. You're leading in first place, salute the crowd at the end, crash into them and die. Oh, and you came in last place.
I wish for some Red Bull.
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Post by Lucia on Nov 15, 2010 20:47:04 GMT -5
Granted, it gives you wings, but they're only in your imagination. In reality, you're in a mental clinic, doped up on morphine, and about ready to kick the bucket.
I wish my actual dexterity and agility were higher.
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Nov 17, 2010 11:55:40 GMT -5
Granted. You're so agile, that you molecules become superagile. They start vibrating so fast, that you go through the planet's crust, and you slowly make yourway to the planet's core.
I wish the Gun-toting Mario from a few wishes back were real and would kill every single delinquent in Chile.
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Post by Fire Fox on Nov 20, 2010 2:07:07 GMT -5
Granted. You're the only one left in Chile, and everyone thinks you did it.
I wish "typo" was spelled as "tiepoe"
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Post by Dark Shadrio DSfied on Dec 1, 2010 13:56:43 GMT -5
Granted. The whole english dictionary is changed as well, and you have a spelling test tomorrow.
I wish for aliens of awesome to visit and say "hi"
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Post by Lucia on Dec 1, 2010 17:07:19 GMT -5
Granted, they are very nice aliens, but every other time they say "hi" to a person, that person explodes. You're next in line, and the buddy right next to you didn't explode.
I wish I could walk on water, and swim through air.
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Post by Shock on Dec 2, 2010 10:13:20 GMT -5
Granted. People call you God and shower you with gifts, and ultimately tire of you and your lackluster ways, and your lame trick, leading to rebellion and your crucifixion. Have Fun!
@shadrio: Ya know, we did just find a new life form. And I don't mean a new species.
I wish I was in minecraft, and had like...alot of stuff...and could stop falling in lava...Lucia I hate that >.>
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