Teh Corrupted Wish Game

[ssbmaster]

(kind of like Super Sonic, but he floats) Granted. But now you can't walk.

I wish I could get Super Smash Bros. Brawl the very day it comes out, and that it works, and doesn't explode or cause anything to, and is 50% off, and that it doesn't get stolen or broken in any way.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. Someday between today and Feb. 10th, Sakurai secretly installs into some game discs that drain the soul of the player and traps the soul in game, making you a playable Character, but you have full control of yourself in the game. To exit the game, you must beat it COMPLETELY, at 100%, every little thing must be unlocked, every secret message from nintendo, EVERYTHING. You can make your own moveset, costume, taunts, victory poses, even a stage and item that represents you.

Wait, this sounds too good...

Downside is...SSBB is a FIGHTING game. And you get tired after fighting long periods of time, so you get your ass kicked. A LOT. And, in Story Mode, you have 5 lives. Lose them all and it's Game Over for you...literally.

I wish that I was part machine, with a transformable arm<-->cannon on my Right Arm.

[Fire Fox]

Granted you're arm<-->cannon is to heavy for your body to lift, so everytime you try to walk you end up falling over.

I wish Shadrio would stop trying to turn on my Wii.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. *Smashes FF's Wii and runs away*

I wish FF wouldn't find me and/or kill/torture/destroy me/my Wii/family member/friend

[Shake ya ass]

Wish granted.
Now, your wii implodes, your family and friends don't like you now, and you got hit in the crotch by a heavy book.

I wish I had a Death Note.

[ssbmaster]

Granted. It kills you (after all, it is a Death Note. XD).

I wish for Infinite Lives, Invincibility, Giant, Metallic body and the ability to fly, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, that is now coming out in the americas on March 9th.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. You are so awesome, no one wants to play with you cuase you kick their tushes too hard for them to stand it and you are unable to fully enjoy SSBB.

I wish my back to become an ant farm.

[ssbmaster]

Granted. Ants crawl inside you and eat you alive.

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl didn't get delayed again.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. It never comes out.

I wish I knew what woud happen if that would actually happen.

[ssbmaster]

Granted. I hurt you (for corrupting my wish!), and so do a lot of other people that had waited years for Brawl.

I wish I could make amazing sigs really fast and that this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. You make the sig, love it and everyone else loves it. Then you wake up. It was all a dream...

I wish I knew what Star Bits taste like.

[ssbmaster]

Granted. It for no apparent reason turns you into a Luma.

I wish a whole bunch of people would register here that are great at Super Smash Bros. and don't cause any trouble.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. None have access to Wifi Battling.

I wish cats could talk.

[ssbmaster]

Granted. They say what they really think about S.F., it's members, and brawl, and it ain't pretty.

I wish I didn't spoil some of Brawl's content for someone...

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted, you spoiled it for everyone.

I wish I could learn how to make Flashes.

[ssbmaster]

Granted, but all of your clothes get stolen (fyi, I know you don't mean those kind of flashes. XD).

I wish I had a really nice, and very talented artist for a friend in real life that would draw awesome pictures of my characters for me for free...

[Fire Fox]

Granted, but your artist friend cannot draw clothes, so the drawings of your characters have no clothes on, and are detailed down to the last tip and notch, nook and cranny.

I wish we could choose to slightly solidify air just for the purposes of throwing it at someone without them knowing.

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted. The only gas you can "solidify" is Hydrogen. You toss it at a guy who's smoking and blow up their face. But don't worry, he was a terrorist, so you become a national hero. But the press annoys you every freakin day of your life. You drop out, loose you family's respect, live as a Hobo and then suicide by throwing hydrogen into your face (you're made of Fire, so yeah).

I wish I could put myself into a cryogenic sleep capsule, wake up in 200 years in the future during a zombie apocalypse, be immune, have a Shotgun with infinite ammo and be able to teleport to a safe zone in a safe location on Earth whenever things get bad. And Super Powers, like flying and flamethrower from my mouth.

[Fire Fox]

Granted, but you later find out that while you were sleeping you actually were digitalized straight into a virtual world, and your every movement is being controlled by a 6 year old little girl name Meredith, who has a taste for killing the hereos of video games OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I wish I was made of something that looked exactly like fire, but was only an illusion and didn't cause any real effects to happen to me. (Because being on fire has gotten me into SO much CRAP.)

[Dark Shadrio DSfied]

Granted, you can finally bathe. All the filth is washed into the ocean and global warming goes up 2005.3% We all burn in the hell that is earth and die. Then God spanks you in heaven, because you went against the natural order of things and you're sent over to SD's uncle's house.

I wish for fan art in which Mario has a cigar and loaded guns in each hand, a la Duke Nukem.